Ann Coulter Reacts to Becoming The Target at “Roast of Rob Lowe”


Ann Coulter’s appearance on “The Roast of Rob Lowe” aired Monday night, where she was supposed to be one of the “roasters”, but the others kept attacking her instead, turning it into an “Ann Coulter Roast.”

Ann faced the unexpected roasting with wit and grace.   When it came her turn, she acknowledged the obvious attack by trying to make a joke of it, “I’d like to welcome everyone to the Ann Coulter roast with Rob Lowe.”

Jewel said, “Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999.  Ann Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899.”  Then she told her, “You do look great – you’re almost as thin as Trump’s chance of winning the election.”

Jeff Ross said she should wear a burqa… “You have a face that would make doves cry.”

Peyton Manning compared Ann to a horse: “I’m not the only athlete up here tonight — as you all know earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.”

Jimmy Carr was the worst, saying Ann Coulter was “one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-faced bitches alive… but it’s not too late to change… you could kill yourself.”

Pete Davidson said, “If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?”

Nikki Glaser went lower: “Ann, you’re awful.  The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.”

David Spade remarked, “She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets.  Just ask the Klan.”

The audience wasn’t any nicer; booing her several times and ignoring her jokes.  But Coulter maintained her dignity through the whole ordeal.

She quipped that her appearance had nothing to do with the book she just published, “In Trump We Trust,” but she bravely mentioned it twice anyway, in case anyone watching could possibly be opened-minded enough to read it.

She had a snappy comeback for every person who had attacked her, in spite of the definite lack of love in the room.

Here’s the segment where Coulter comes to the microphone:

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