The Boston Globe is using a satirical front page and a bunch of phony articles to show how “terrible” it would be of Donald Trump were to be elected president. What fools they are at the Globe! The headline will backfire one them. It may be satire, but it’s the greatest headline of my lifetime. Try to think of one headline that read better in the past 50 years! People will read the headline and be gunning to vote for Trump.
The newspaper has printed a satirical front page for its Sunday “Ideas” section. The page is dated April 9, 2017, and features a large photo of Trump below dominant headline that reads “Deportations to Begin.” The accompanying story has Trump calling on Congress to fund a deportation program amid protests.
Another article focuses on a plunging stock market. Some jokes are included, such as a mention of Yellowstone National Park being renamed for Trump.
In an editorial, the Globe calls the satire “an exercise in taking a man at his word.”
Trump has yet to comment, but I’m sure his Twitter is heating up.
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