Written by DML
He is known as Milo. But he calls himself “America’s favorite faggot.” Outspoken, gay, and conservative, Milo is the former Breitbart editor who resigned a few months ago after his ridiculous remarks about pediaphilia sparked outrage.
At the time, Milo was riding high on the wave of popularity he achieved after a speech he was scheduled to give at UC Berkeley got cancelled. The cancellation was the result of violent protests that broke out over his appearance. The protests resulted in massive destruction to the college campus and surrounding property.
At the same time as his pediaphilia comments surfaced, Milo was in the middle of a book deal with publisher Simon & Schuster. However, after the comments sparked massive outrage from both Republicans and Democrats, the book publisher pulled the deal from Milo. Shortly thereafter, Milo’s world appeared to collapse.
Milo held a press conference and apologized for his remarks. He also announced he was stepping down from Breitbart, and said he would be withdrawing from the public eye for an undetermined amount of time.
He never fully stepped away from the light. All along Milo has maintained a significant presence on social media where he has 2 million followers on Facebook.
He posts numerous times throughout the day, pointing to articles on his website, and posting viral videos like the one he ripped from my YouTube account last week. No hard feelings Milo, at least you gave me credit.
Milo announced last week on Facebook that he had raised $12M in venture funding to build a media company called, Milo Inc.
Now that “he’s back,” for the past week Milo has been working overtime trying to promote his newest coming out party which he entitled, “Cinco de Milo.”
Scheduled for May 5, Milo told his fans to check in at his YouTube account at 9pmET.
The event tonight was held inside a house with about 30 people, presumably his friends.
After making the 30 attendees and his online crowd of 15,000 people wait for nearly an hour, Milo finally appeared at the top of a stairway.
Wearing all white and holding a huge snake around his neck, America’s favorite faggot modeled himself down the stairs while bare chested male dancers walked at his rear.
When he reached the landing, Milo announced that he is officially back in business. He is ready to “destroy political correctness forever,” and he declared that he will use the $12M to publish books starting with his own. Furthermore, he announced he will be suing Simon & Schuster for $10M. He claims the suit is to prevent the book publisher from censoring conservatives in the future.
On a personal note, I wish I could get back the one hour invested in this story. Although the snake was interesting, waiting for the guy to say a whole lot about nothing was a complete waste of a Friday night.
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