Written by DML
Did you see the movie ‘DAVE’? It’s about the President of the United States falling into a coma, but the White House covers it up and replaces him with a body double while he recovers. Kevin Klein plays the “fill in” president.
In the film, Klein begins taking over the Oval Office and implementing his own agenda which differs from the agenda of the real president. Believe it or not, I think the script has come to life!
It may be about time someone call the DC Police and put in a missing person’s report. I fear the president’s overly liberal son-in-law, Jared Kushner has drugged the president and hidden him somewhere in the White House basement. In the process, he and Ivanka have found a body double who is now implementing a liberal platform.
I know it sounds crazy, but what else could it be?
In a 24-hour period, “President Trump” has agreed to issue more visas for foreign workers; he has certified the Iran deal; and he hung out in New Jersey for three days watching ladies play golf while the rest of us watched the healthcare bill fall into the abyss. And at the risk of sounding petty, he has marked this week as a celebration for “making things in America.” Yet, in the Trump gift shop are countless items for sale made in other countries. The optics are horrible.
My inbox is flooding in with emails from upset Americans who have put their Make America Great Again hats in the closet. Of course they hedge their bet by saying they “still love the president,” but deep down they don’t feel like the president is loving them back. Perhaps you are one of these people? Perhaps you are not?
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