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Yep. Apparently, we’re all goners. Says so right on the front page. Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you — amid the glee of the holiday season. But it seems there’s no getting around it.
The Trentonian’s headline was linked to an Associated Press report which chronicled declining U.S. life expectancy. Since 2014, life expectancy has dropped in the U.S. — with suicide, drug overdoses, and obesity all contributing causes, according to the Centers for Disease Control.
The article goes on to state the following:
Nonetheless, the Trentonian‘s headline set off a round of existential dread on Twitter Tuesday morning. Here’s a sampling:
Apparently, we’re all goners. Says so right on the front page. Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you — amid the glee of the holiday season. But it seems there’s no getting around it… “We’re All Gonna Die” https://t.co/n6E4llrhyX pic.twitter.com/XZfDxjv4fJ
— Evan Rosenfeld (@Evan_Rosenfeld) December 18, 2018
Breaking news from Trenton, New Jersey— pic.twitter.com/FZcgL17Xcm
— Matt Katz (@mattkatz00) December 18, 2018
Fact check: true https://t.co/ZRlQOrSgcG
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 18, 2018
True, but dying is worse in New Jersey. https://t.co/YYvyTrQ91p
— Don Van Natta Jr. (@DVNJr) December 18, 2018
— Jeff Edelstein (@jeffedelstein) December 18, 2018
I’ve been saying this for years
— Dartunorro D. Clark (@DartDClark) December 18, 2018
NYT asks”is that a bad thing?” pic.twitter.com/yeOWCyr7Vh
— Mike Pesca (@pescami) December 18, 2018
City gains awareness of its own mortality, gripped by existential terror. Film at 11
— Citen549 (@Citen549) December 18, 2018
Someone from Philly must have written that headline
— Neersk (@jules_c13) December 18, 2018
Headline:”WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Sub head: “…eventually. Make sure to wear your seatbelt.”
It appears that news in print has resorted to clickbait.
— Darth Ramen (@his40thieves) December 18, 2018
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) December 18, 2018
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