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A topless woman in Montana is accused of taking a front-end loader for a joyride that ended with her crashing into a building across town, according to officials.

Great Falls Police said that 34-year-old Heather Houston allegedly drove the vehicle Sunday morning to Fox Hollow Apartments, where she plowed down a fence en route to pick up a shirt from her home.

The article goes on to state the following:

The half-naked woman reportedly used the machinery’s arm and bucket to climb inside her upper-level apartment, according to the Great Falls Tribune.

We can’t make stuff like this up,” Police Lt. Doug Otto told the newspaper.

Authorities said Houston stole the front-end loader Sunday morning from a business around 6 miles away from her apartment.

Heather Houston
PHOTO: Cascade County Sheriff’s Office
PHOTO: Molly Broxholm (Facebook)
PHOTO: Molly Broxholm (Facebook)
PHOTO: Molly Broxholm (Facebook)
PHOTO: Molly Broxholm (Facebook)

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