Tough father’s day for man who sired 23 children for strangers

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Its a busy father’s day for one New York City math professor, Ari Nagel, who has fathered 23 kids and counting.

Nagel isn’t a player, he just has the most famous sperm in America, and is very generous with it. Dubbed “the sperminator” for his reliable sperm, Nagel has become the go-to for all ladies struggling to get pregnant.

Aside from the 23 babies already born, eight women are currently pregnant because of Nagel, and the Brooklyn native has received requests from as far as Turkey, Nigeria, South Africa and China.

He charges nothing for the sperm, only asking that women cover the cost of his travel.

“It’s a lot of fun [traveling], actually. Of course, no one’s ovulating in Hawaii — it’s Toledo, Ohio, and Flint, Michigan,” he said, insisting he loves helping strangers.

Nagel his turned sperm donations into a full on philanthropy.

“Creating a life and saving a life are my proudest moments. I donated my bone marrow twice and I never got to meet the recipients, I have no idea who it was,” he said. “[Fathering children] is a lot more fulfilling. It’s an honor to be chosen.”

His method? The cost-effective public restroom.

“Once a location is chosen, Nagel will go into the bathroom, pleasure himself while watching porn on his iPhone . . . and ejaculate into an Instead Softcup, a type of menstrual cup. He then delivers the specimen to the woman, who goes into the ladies’ restroom and inserts it into her cervix,” the New York Post reported.

Nagel doesn’t care what anyone thinks either.

“There’s homeless people in that Target bathroom all the time. What I’m doing is the least of their problems. You have people showering [in the sinks] there,” he said. “They should give us some free diapers for all this free press.”

Nonetheless, one hopes Nagel gets a father’s day gift from every single one of his kids for his troubles.

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