Woman with one arm has the best dating bio ever

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A woman with one arm has been applauded for having the greatest Tinder bio of all time.

Lauren, 21, lost her left arm in a moped accident but refused to let that bring her down.

The young woman’s Tinder page features a picture of her smiling in a cute pink dress, but it’s her job description and bio on the site which sparked peoples’ interest.

Lauren lists her job on the app as an “arms dealer” and describes herself as “hands down the best catch on Tinder.”

She goes on to give herself a series of ratings, including “face 10/10,” “body 9/10,” “personality 20/10,” and, brilliantly: “arms 1/2.”

Lauren’s sense of humor has turned her into a Twitter sensation after one user’s account shared a screenshot of her profile with the caption: “I can already tell she has the best personality by her job title.”

People all over Twitter are saying she “won Tinder.”

Lauren told BuzzFeed News about the accident that caused her to lose her arm and the motives behind her hysterical profile.

Lauren, from San Diego, said: “I was going pretty fast on a moped and lost control of it, and I hit the median in the road. I flew off and hit a sign and it sliced my arm off. I stayed conscious the whole time.”

She was rescued by a police officer but initially struggled to come to terms with her new way of life.

However, she eventually found a way to get over the jokes people were making about her — by starting to make the same jokes herself.

She said about her Tinder profile: “I got home pretty drunk, and I don’t remember typing it up really.

“I just woke up to someone DMing me a Reddit post, asking if it was me, and I was like, ‘Damn, I guess it is.'”

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