Written by DML
ALERT: The DML News App aggregates news from a large variety of websites and news outlets. We have done this for nearly a decade. We do not make the news, we do not write the news, we aggregate news.
With the above in mind, there are days when I ask myself why I continue to remain in the news business. Today is one of those days. Why? Not because I have to deal with so many things that are ugly – such as Google, Facebook, and Twitter, to name a few. But because I have to deal with crazy people who have not a clue as to what we’ve been doing for nearly a decade!
Aggregating news from around the country, and in some cases around the globe, takes an incredible amount of time and money. We never get to stop doing our job. We are a 7-day per week, 18-hour per day company. The people who work with me put in a ton of hours, push out a ton of energy, and there is never a break. We work holidays, mornings, nights, etc. When covering the news, you can’t walk away from the computer… EVER. If you do walk away, Murphy’s Law states you will miss the big breaking news story.
The effort to deliver information to you is in real time, and we try to do it without being biased. The effort takes more than you can imagine, and meanwhile, it’s important to say the financial upside is miniscule. So when I get trolls, idiots, and people who can barely put together a sentence sending me emails I am left shaking my head.
I don’t think much of the dumb emails I receive, especially when it gets personal. I can care less what people think of me. But what burns me is that I am super busy with so many things, and so I have very little time to read emails each day. Time is so sparse for a person like me, but I feel obligated to address my inbox throughout the day because you never know when there is something of mega importance. For example, last year I had a TeamDML member send me an email stating she was dying. She wanted to speak to me before she went to Heaven. I missed the email because it was buried in an ocean of emails. And so when I miss a critical message because I have to spend time reading bullshit messages it really pisses me off.
Therefore, I am hereby asking the few trolls, idiots, and tin foil hats who are using my app without understanding what we do as a company…. please…. pretty please… get a clue and stop wasting my time. And if you’re not going to delete my app and leave me for another service, please wake up and understand the concept: We collect news articles that are trending and offer various looks at the news, we do not write op-eds. If I do write an op-ed, it will state DML OP-ED. For those of you with little understanding of what “OP-ED” means, it’s an opinion editorial. My podcasts are often op-eds of the audio kind. So unless it’s a podcast or an article marked as OP-ED, it doesn’t mean I agree or disagree with the news being published. Now, with that very easy to understand explanation, to all the tin foil hats and bored-out-of-their-skull people who want their 15-minutes of fame, this post is where you get to see your comments in bright lights. Congrats, you made it to the big time. I hereby respond to you. Now please go find a hobby and stop wasting my time. Delete my app, please. READ THE EMAILS I RECEIVE BELOW AND THE MESSAGES I GIVE IN RETURN.
DML REPLY: YES, THE DEEP STATE JUST WROTE ME A CHECK FOR $7-Trillion. I think they got the money from Putin. Either way, I think I will use the money to buy a pizza (but not from the parlor where you think Hillary hides the kids).
DML REPLY: Sorry about that, every now and then when Hunter comes to my house he sneaks out to the pool and writes articles about Ukraine. I have asked him to stop, but he can’t hear me. He has Van Halen playing too loud I guess. By the way, I think Eddie Van Halen’s death was an inside job maybe. If you pay his last album backwards it sounds like REDRUM, which is MURDER backwards.
DML REPLY: I am not part of the New World Order, but I was the lead singer in Milli Vanilli. Please don’t tell anyone. And if you want a new CBD supplier, I hear Putin is starting a CBD brand called VLAD CBD, made with nuclear energy.
DML REPLY: Are you implying I love NATO? Or did you mean NACHOS. I love nachos.
DML: Ouch! You got me. Although hold on for a second. On second thought was that me who interviewed Mike a few months back? Maybe it wasn’t. Some people say I look like JFK Jr. Maybe that was John Jr. who came back from the dead and interviewed Lindell on my podcast. Personally, I think I look more like Tony Soprano.
DML: I would love to be more personal, but Mary will not allow me to podcast or report news in my birthday suit. I am so sorry for the cold, Walter Cronkite delivery. Maybe I should loosen the neck tie?
DML: I never heard of that album, but I did listen to every song on OU812 (Van Halen). Play it backwards if you get a chance.
DML: Newspile? Is that a word? Did you mean to write “pile.” Let me show you how it looks in a sentence. On Saturday afternoons I spend my time picking up the PILE of dog shit from the lawn, so you must be mistaking me for someone else during your weekend reading.
DML: I didn’t know I took a stance. But thanks anyhow.
DML: In a world where people send me ugly messages, your note is beautiful and much appreciated. Love your way! Thanks for the note, send them as often as you like. 🙂
ALWAYS END ON A GOOD NOTE.